taylorswift:

youfitmypoems-likeaperfectrhyme:

I get the one about you being a vampire but Swift, what are you doing here???

I am trapped inside an invisible box, obv.

mormondad:

always oh my god

sociallyunacceptableart4:

really beautiful

phineas4cobain:

destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.

THANK GOD

joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

image

the13thdoctorbetterbeginger:

riversnogs:

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

oh

oh no

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band wring: $2999

Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: pricless

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

image

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

"Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean."
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via samuraifuckingfrog)

anindoorkitty:

tonystarksanxieties:

kripke-is-my-king:

thevulcantimelord:

uuuhshiny:

doctorwhedonverse:

This was porn to me. 

this is porn

and then this happened

is that John Barrowman and James Marsters making out

… that is John Barrowman and James Marsers making out

(via pipdreams)

Absolute. Truth!

egg-rolls:

learning languages is so weird like you’re literally just learning how to make a different set of noises at people than the ones you usually make