I get the one about you being a vampire but Swift, what are you doing here???
I am trapped inside an invisible box, obv.
always oh my god
sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.
karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.
when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room
It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.
STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
logging on to tumblr on november 1st
hello darkness my old friend
this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital
|— Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via samuraifuckingfrog)|
This was porn to me.
this is porn
and then this happened
is that John Barrowman and James Marsters making out
… that is John Barrowman and James Marsers making out
learning languages is so weird like you’re literally just learning how to make a different set of noises at people than the ones you usually make